Make a Life!

Unfortunately, an overwhelming majority of us have only a vague idea of where we want to be in life. We get up in the morning, to go to work, then come home to relax, make dinner, watch TV, and go to bed, only to get up again the next day and begin all over again. Most of us get so busy making a living that they forget to make a life. Do you have a life?

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I Love this Doctor [i am sure you will too]

Doctor's Advice

Q : I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A : Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap..

Q : Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A : You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q : Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A : No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A : Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A : Can't think of a single one, sorry.. My philosophy is : No Pain...Good!

Q : Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A : YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A : Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q : Is chocolate bad for me?

A : Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q : Is swimming good for your figure?

A :'If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q : Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A : Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember :

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

AND.......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Make it your Reason!

Even if I did not have a profession to support my strong stance, I'd still tell them off by this.
Ah well everyone has the liberty to pour as they like.
If someone does not appreciate, tell them to hit the road. After all it isn't always about pleasing everyone.

Life is too short to make them all happy and given them all reasons to be happy.
As long as you are happy. Live it! :)

Ah I love my profession :D

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be what you wish to see

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

so how far are you aiming?

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Defining Your Life for You

What is your definition of success? Great relationships? Perfect Health? Work you love? Financial resources? Spirituality?

Have you come across...
1. 100 Reasons to Be Happy!
2. 3 Habits to Make You Happy
3. Simple Rule For a Peaceful and Happy Life
4. How to Make 2009 Your Best Year Ever
5. How to Be Happy and Successful in 2009 - Follow These 5 Easy Steps to a Fabulous New Year & New You!
6. 21 Ways to Make Someone's Day
7. The Essential Ingredient to Finding Happiness in Your Life
8. My Best New Year's Resolution Tips For 2009
9. 4 Easy Ways to Live a Happier Life - Positive Psychology
10. 3 Steps to Loving Your Life
11. The 18 Characteristics of Happy People
12. 5 Tips to Being Happy
13. 5 Secrets to Getting (and Staying) Happy
14. How to Be Happy in Life - The 9 Paths to Happiness
15. Who Leads the Happier Life, the Cynic Or the Believer? A Look at Both Perspectives

How do you decide which way you are going to go?
Is your life just an everyday drag you let the air blow away with?

or are you willing to grow old and reflect and die in peace and accomplishment?

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Reluctant?

There is only one life.
There will not be chances like this ever.
You do know that once the cock ticks to the next minute some other opprtunity or possibility will knock?

Why don't you take that call?
Why don't you open the door?
Are you scared of being you?
Why do you let the fear of the unseen choke you?

Being Safe is one thing, Being Insane is another.
You sure are at a loss if you don't look and decide without it.

May God give us the ability and strength!

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Success

Learn and apply!

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Can anyone question?

What is your take?

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kick ass

Yup That is the man!

Is there a Man, Man enough to say this?

Oh well... we women are patient aren't we...
Run up to whosoever you can and see what he says ;)

like they say a man is mostly speechless, if he is speechful, you know who he is :D
hugs!!

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Born to be wild

Born to be wild.
Take chances and live free.
who knows you die before you wake up tomorrow?

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Do you Compare?

Learn it and engrave it as you live along the path where you keep putting yourself down!

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I now Inspire

and so i speaketh!

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So.........

SO....

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Try It!

So are you one of those who will do IF? BUT?

Sometimes doing it because your heart wants it to pays off much better than playing it the brain safe way.

e.g. you like this girl and you cant tell her only because "what if she says no"?

ahhhhhhhhhhh... well at least you gotta to say it to know it. What have you got to lose? or you have a 100 mega ton ego on your butt?

let yourself loose!

live for yourself!

not by what others will think!

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Start Living!

Sometimes the wall graffiti says much for inspiration than regular writer stuff.
How do you interpret the above is all up to you.

You wanna stay constipated and die choked, that is completely your decision.
Rest assured I hate constipated egoistical bastards. It just goes hand in hand. Don't mind my french please!

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smile on!

it is worth it all...

bigger than anything else :)

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The Countdown Ends!

Craving your love, craving your love
Oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh!
Craving your love
Baby let's reminisce the love we used to share
When you'd take me from my
queries-always stepping into blame
No no one ever made me feel the way you'd make me feel
Why do I feel the guilt I feel, such a
shame (such a, such a shame)
Such a shame, who's to blame you did me wrong
You had me crying like a fool all for love
(Your) back was all I saw, you walked away from me
I understood your message but I still
can't let you go (no-woo-oh)
I still just can't believe, the
way your love affects me
Has gotten me oh so crazy
'Cause I'm craving for your love (love)
You've taken it all away
You've got to gimme some, gimme some (oh-oh-oh)
Of your love
Now I'm crying for your love (love)
You've taken it all away
You've got to gimme some, gimme some (oh-oh-oh)
Craving your love (craving your love)
Craving for your love
Craving for your love
(Craving your love)
Inside my heart there lies a struggle that's between
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Mv8K ]
The joy and love that's from my past
and pain you still can't see
Freedoms in my life, wisdom wants to let you go
The sorrow in my heart-it simply makes
me lose control (oh-woo-oh)
I still just can't believe, the
way your love affects me
Has gotten me oh so crazy
'Cause I'm craving for your love (love)
You've taken it all away
You've got to gimme some, gimme some (oh-oh-oh)
Of your love
Now I'm crying for your love (love)
You've taken it all away
You've got to gimme some, gimme some (oh-oh-oh)
Craving your love (craving your love)
Craving for your love
Craving for your love
(Craving your love, craving your
love, craving your love)
Crazy! craze-crazy, crazy, craze-crazy,
crazy, craze-crazy, crazy!
I can feel your pain when you hurt inside
I can sense your fears when you're by my side
I need you to know what I feel for you
No baby I can't stand it
'Cause I'm craving for your love (love)
You've taken it all away
You've got to gimme some, gimme some (oh-oh-oh)
Of your love
Now I'm crying for your love (love)
You've taken it all away
You've got to gimme some, gimme some (oh-oh-oh)
Craving your love (craving your love)
Craving for your love
Craving for your love
(Craving your love, craving your
love, craving your love)
Lyrics: Craving Your Love, Temperance

You want me to tell you what you crave for?
You want me to tell you what you actually have to fight for?
Is it so simple to say you dont love anymore?
When God created you with only love?
How can you be such a hypocrite?
How can you lie so big?

Look at that reflection of you!
Listen to that voice in your head!
Unless you are not buried inyour grave,
Your search for love will never end.

Embrace the feeling.
You Can Run! You Can Hide! You Cant Beat Love!
It will catch up!

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Problem Solving !

To solve many pressing problems that haunt us one should ignore the conventional methods and enter the world of unconventional thinking to problem solving. Unconventional methods can sometimes easily solve problems that conventional methods cannot. Given below are a few unconventional methods that one can try when struck with a nagging problem.

Let it go: We often believe a solution will appear if we keep attacking a a problem relentlessly. Unfortunately, solving many problems is similar to chasing a beautiful butterfly. SO LET IT GO

Sleep over it: Each one of use is a mysterious and magnificent machine. Behind our normal physical existence there lies a vast untapped world that we are not fully aware. GET OVER IT

Wait for the destined hour: Sometimes you have to think philosophically. It will get over when it is time. STOP DRIVING YOURSELF MAD

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Humor Only for The Humorous

I just fall flat on the floor when I indulge in this couple.
This is real love and this is what counts.
haha.. be inspired folks :)
and fart awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Countdown: 13 minus 14

What will you do if you die today?
What if he/she is waiting for you to say it first?
What if your life depends on it?

What are you waiting for?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

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Countdown 12 minus 14

I Speaketh:

I don't like loving parts of you. It is just not the way you look, the way you talk and the way you love me. It more than the things you show me.

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Countdown 11 minus 14

I Speaketh:

And so if I say it today and forget to say it tomorrow, I still love you. My love is not bound by time or my mood, my love revolves around you. Only You!

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Countdown 10 minus 14

I Speaketh:

That which was not able to stay and blew away with time and the waves was meant to clear out the wrong to welcome the right. Deny it now, and Deny living forever.

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Countdown 9 minus 14

I Speaketh:

For all the finders, you cannot keep something that is too big to fit in your box. If you are looking for that Big Shiny Piece of Metal to fit in that tiny little box you have, you are looking for the wrong metal. Look at that not so shiny metal, it isn't shining doesn't mean it is worthless. Just needs you to pick it and then see it shimmer.

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Countdown 8 minus 14

I Speaketh:

To love is to plant a seed and water it, nourish it, let nature nurture it, love it, hope it'll grow, wish it to bloom and finally one day It Does!

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Sadly Ever After

Why should it be this way?

If you have said it out loud, you are a winner, you have loved and won, not the love you thought was meant for you but you have won the respect of love and the power to preach it.

Yes I have shouted in love and yes it will still be a happily ever after.

why?

because love knows no expectations.

love knows no tit for tat.

You'll be mine forever.

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Countdown 7 minus 14

I Speaketh:

My quarrels with you, my fights with you, my moods with you, the impossibilities I am caught in with you, don't ever mean I want to let you go off. It means come over honey, hold me and everything will be put together.

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I want you to SMILE today

Some Days Are HUMOR Days.
Today is ONE of those days.

Smile NoW!

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Countdown 6 minus 14

I Speaketh:

Today I vow to stand with you, irrespective of the highs the lows, the thunders and the tempests, the joys and the bruises, today I vow that nothing else matters, I just want to be with YOU.

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It will reflect.

If you are onto a road that will lead you to a garden, you will be there when you end your journey.

If you wander off into deserts and let the air rot you, you sure will end up in a rotten barren land, which surely you did not have in mind.

Jot down where you have to be today, for tomorrow when you reach there, you be blessed.

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Rejoice in Womanhood

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Countdown 5 minus 14

I Speaketh:

If love is you, this madness, this torture, this cruelty, I vow to bear forever.

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Hand in hand

Figure this?

You sure have a life!

Bless you!

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Countdown 4 minus 14

I Speaketh:

There is no season or reason to love a lifetime.

The Season is Today.

The Reason is You.

Our Lifetime is Together Forever.

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Suck in disappointments

Like I always tell myself, be pushed because that is how you move physically.

It you wish to sit and rot and lead a stagnant life.

then surely you dont know that you arent in your grave yet... that is where you will not have the choice to go on any further.

Live while you are alive.

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Just For Laughs: Gasoline

why?

dont you think you are all sucked up?

huh!

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